Didn't Realize One Of My Glove Fingers Broke Until I Was Done Dyeing My Hair

Just Lost Thousands Of Dollars Worth Of Product At Work. Most Likely Getting Fired

Are We There Yet?

When The Tiger Shark You're Photographing Swims Off With Your Camera Rig

My Boss Didn't Realize That There Was An Envelope Of Cash On Her Desk Before Using The Shredder

My 12 Year Old, Allergic To Nearly Everything

My Mom Accidentally Printed Her Divorce Papers On Stickers

I Spilled 50,000 2mm Glass Beads On The Ground And I Now Have To Sort Them By Hand

When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove

So I Found Out That My Shoes Have A Hole In Them. At The Urinal At Work

My Multi-Million Dollar Health Care Company Said They Were Getting Us A Present For Being Essential Workers. We Got A Baggie Of Masks

My Tenancy Ends Tomorrow After 2 Years In This Flat. Today, While Cleaning And Getting Everything Ready To Move Out, I Hit The Oven's Door And Broke The Glass

My Girlfriend Opened Her Jewelry Making Box Upside Down

I Do Calligraphy. I Misplaced The Circled In Character, Which Is Part Of A 300 Word Scroll That I Almost Finished After 5 Days Of Work, 200 Characters In

Just Set Up New Monitor, Chair Slipped Under Me And I Hit The Desk, And Monitor Fell And Broke. Happy Friday

I Am An Asian That Finally Used The Iris Recognition Technology On His Phone

Don’t Leave Your Kayak Out In The Sun

I Found Out Someone Cut Through The Convertible Top Of My Unlocked Car, Then It Rained Inside. I Was Let Go From My Job An Hour Later For Some Extra Spice

Last Week, I Asked A Local Bookstore To Add The "Local Author" Section. They Did. Everybody Made The Shelf But Me

Door Was Jammed Form Inside So Phoned A Guy To Repair It. He Managed To Open It, Left His Tools Outside, Came Inside And Shut The Door. Now We're Both Stuck

My Mom Is A Beekeeper, And She Accidentally Spilt 10kgs Of Honey On The Floor

Long Story Short, I Saw A Cockroach

Someone In Australia Was Tying Their Shoe When A Fire Bombing Plane Had To Drop Their Load Due To Turbulence

Lamborghini Huracan Flooded Due To Rain In São Paulo. It Was Not Insured

Gas Station Toilet Paper About The Width Of An iPod Shuffle

When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast

We Spent Two Hours Walking To A Famous Cave Expecting It To Go Underground And Everything. This Is The Cave

So Much For Changing The Battery

Someone Accidentally Set Off The Fire Suppression System In A Military Hanger

My Bathroom Cabinet Gave Up On Life At 5 Am This Morning And Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack

Friend Got Me A Cake For My “Going Away Party”. Guess Where I’m Going

110+ Mph Derecho Winds Impale House With A Lawn Chair, Iowa 8/10

Was Moving Into My Univeristy Accommodation Today And When I Opened The Door Apparently Someone Already Moved Into My Room

In Arizona It's Illegal To Cut Down A Saguaro Cactus. Last Night This Precious 15-Foot Piece Of Protected Wildlife Destroyed My Roof

So, How's Your Day Going?

My Friend Forgot To Check His Underwear Before Putting It On

2020 In One Picture

When You Are From Arizona And Think 70 Degrees On The Beach In Cali Doesnt Require Sunscreen

Good Morning

You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?

The Worst Pain Imaginable

Dropped My Full Can Of Tuna In The Drain

My Sister Unplugged My 3D Printer With Only A Few Layers Left On This 20 Hour Print

This Vet Trip Is Off To A Bad Start

In Three Days, My Phone's Mic Stopped Working, My Headphones Broke And My Laptop Died

Turned 26 Today, Contact Fell Out While Walking Into Work, Tried To Rub My Eye To Help The Irritation While Looking Down, And Walked Into A Brick Wall. Happy Birthday To Me

Candle Left In The Car During A Heatwave. Exploded When I Picked It Up

Paid Extra For This “Window” Seat

Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On

I Got This Bread From Whole Foods. More Like Hole Foods